16 May 2020
they are. They say that social nudism alleviates emotional stress, and
survey that demonstrates group therapy is more efficient when conducted in the
Bare. They'll mention data that say nudists are typically richer and better-
educated than your average textile-wearing drone.
rather than being sexual deviants, are statistically less likely to commit sex
crimes or incest and engage in extramarital affairs than the sickos in the
They assert that clothes is a breeding ground for bacteria.
They say one's skin must breathe, to absorb and excrete,
They maintain that full-body exposure to sun assures a
higher absorption of Vitamin D, vital to the immune
system. They claim that nudity enhances fertility, clears
psoriasis, and prevents Lyme disease. They say that bask
ing nude in the sunshine fights many kinds of cancer, even
skin cancer. They say that clothes impede the body's cir-
say these ball-smashingly tight blue jeans I am wearing
right now could perhaps lead to testicular cancer.
The loyal nudist feels, deep in the bot-
grass, that he lives in a fundamentally more
moral, equal, and reliable world than those
in the fabric world. Using desiccated
googly Edenic let's-all-mush-collectively-in-a-
the nudist theorist proposes a loftier, more
spiritually advanced mode of living that is available to anyone just by
droppin' trou. But don't be misled---his form of nudism aspires to substantially
the battle for women's liberty, and to possibly even smash the patriarchy if
there's any time left after all that other things.
...the human body, with all its warts, rashes, sagging
flesh, ingrown toenails, and swampy butt-stank.
THE NATURIST WORLD,
despite all its delusions of philosophical grandeur
and human uplift, will eternally stay a seriously
Elmer Fudpucker at the Naturist Colony
and by zany fkk-camp cartoons depicting a guy who can take two cups of
boner. 'Tis a world encapsulated in irritatingly
clever catchphrases for example "Skin doesn't equal
sin" and "I Have got a brand naked outlook!" and "We
are nude, not lewd" and "Grin and bare it!" It is a
world full of an uncomfortably high quotient of
pervy weirdlin's who, if it were not for nudism,
to meet their lonely
itch for communal belonging.
In many ways, nudism is, in addition, the natural-born
enemy of porn.
of us should be naked,
while porno posits that only a
of us should. That's a monumental differ-
ence. Porno depends on the general social suppression of nudity, or it
Would not be special enough that folks would pay for it.
Business's abundance is truly dependent upon the mainstream
nudity. If nudity were banal, it wouldn't be so "exotic," and men
wouldn't really PAY just to see a girl's bare tush.
I often side with the pornographers. My primary beef with social nudism,
science fact that some people SHOULD be hung-up about their bodies. I am
currently seeking signs for my anthropological thesis that clothes was
initially invented not as vain, peacock's-feathers-style adornment...nor for
weather-related reasons...nor to conceal a sense of nude shame...but exclusively as
punishment for unattractive people.
my body. Yours, I'm not so crazy about. There are so many folks I
wouldn't desire to relate to on a bare degree. If I don't even want to look at
them clothed, why would I need to see them with their shit all up front and
in my face? I don't feel so swell about Utopia if it means I 've to be naked
Still, the warm wind feels fantastic on my exposed skin. But for now, candid ish photos from an awesome nudists 'll raise
the fence around my
vate brand of Anti-Social Dystopian
Nudism. I like the idea of nudity
when I asked for her thoughts on
nudism, "I do not need to look at
somebody else's crap."
Until the late 1960s, the only LEGAL way for
Americans to ogle the nude human form in print
and on movie screens...well, the nude
form, anyhow, since